How to not get your ass kicked by the police...

Was reading my bro's blog and he's going to come out with 101 tricks to siam road block or to breeze thru them...

Here's my version, lifted off Chris Rock's show:

1) Obey the Law (don't drink and drive.. ha ha..)

2) Use common sense (don't freaking have a half drank bottle of Tiger in ur cup holder)

3) Stop immediately (you can't outwin a TP with sirens on and chasing you.. at least not in Singapore)

4) Turn that shit off (you won't want a TP to question u on top of his voice with your 'Punk Rock' being blasted thru your car stereo

5) Be polite (don't question the TP 'What the F*** you want?'

6) Shut the Fuck up... esp when u are travelling with a friend that can't shut up..

7) Get a white friend aka travel with a 'hongkie'.. not a 'brother'... ha ha..

8) Don't ride with a mad woman... speaks for itself...

Don't Drink and Drive... Drive when you have stopped drinking...

Seasons Greetings...